This guy was discovered on MySpace. Somebody tell my mother Twitter fame isn't an absurd career path, I'm trying.
If you haven’t yet seen Taylor Swift’s new music video, I don’t know where the heck you’ve been, but watch it and then return to this. Without a single ounce of shame in my body, I can say that ever since I saw this music video Monday afternoon, it has consumed my life.
I think the first and only thing we need to discuss is how Taylor’s "Blank Space" co-star, some sexy man sent from above, should be Christian Grey.
Naturally, I did some digging. Not stalking guys, I swear, it's all in the name of research.
Ladies, meet Sean O’Pry. A 25-year-old Georgia native. At 6'1" with dark hair and blue eyes, he's everything a girl could want. Not sold? I'll give you a few more reasons...
1. He kind of freaks me out a little and it’s so intriguing. Those eyes, those lips...
2. He's a mama's boy and it is S'CUTE.
3. His topless photos are a thousand times better than Kim's (sorry Kim, but your a$$ is so 2007). I mean, his abs are literally breaking my internet.
4. He's a total jock (like the good kind). In high school, he played football and basketball.
5. He's funny on social media.
Because you look like this.If you would like to stalk this man's life ,as I now do, his Instagram and Twitter handles are: @seanopry55.
Also, I plan to send a strongly-worded e-mail to whoever denied him of being Christian Grey because that is just wrong on so many levels.
Whatever. I just bought an Atlanta Braves hat and I’m moving to Georgia.
Photos courtesy of Kurt Markus for Vogue Hommes International
