19 Secrets About SCU The Tour Guides Won't Tell You

19 Secrets About SCU The Tour Guides Won't Tell You

If you're looking for traditional football and tailgates, SCU is not for you.

Let's be real, Santa Clara is basically heaven on earth, Claradise, practically a country club. It's so beautiful and everyone is so happy all the time, who wouldn't want to go here.

The truth of the matter is a little different, though. The shiny tour at the beginning is designed to give you the best possible picture of the school and disregards a lot of other super important things. Here are 19 things your tour guide won't (or can't) tell you that are super important to know before you come to SCU.

1. The food in the dining hall doesn't change every day

This is a common lie that tour guides like to tell: "There are different food options every day. It never gets old!"

That's a bold-faced lie. One item changes every day and other than that, everything pretty much stays the same and, like any dining hall, the food gets really repetitive after a very short while.

2. The food is way more expensive than it normally would be

One thing I found shocking was the pricing of food here; a SINGLE banana for OVER $1? Despite paying in arbitrary "meal points," the prices are rather unrealistic in comparison to stores beyond campus.


3. If you manage your meal points, you'll never need to go to Safeway

There's a grocery store on the bottom level of Benson and while the selection isn't great, there's a pretty good chance you can find what you're looking for. The prices look crazy high but when you remember that it's meal points (practically Monopoly money) and not real money, they become much more appealing.

4. Eating with dietary restrictions is not difficult

Many of the dining options, despite sometimes becoming boring (as aforementioned), are relatively manageable if you have eating restrictions. There are gluten-free and vegan treats available, and many foods can be cooked or prepared in a particular way for students who request it.

5. Tapingo is both a blessing and a curse

You'll discover this quaint little food-ordering app during your first few weeks here at school, and honestly, at first, it'll seem like a total win. But soon enough, you'll discover frustrations with Tapingo -- orders not going through, orders taking WAY longer than expected to be completed, the app being down at arbitrary times, lines 24 people deep to get coffee between class, you name it. It becomes a love-hate relationship as you navigate through college.

6. Winter quarter gets everyone down

We all get used to the California weather pretty quickly so when gloomy, rainy winter quarter rolls around, everyone is convinced that they're dying. Avoid the seasonal blues by trying not to get sick, keeping yourself busy, and taking advantage of every sunny moment.

Good news is as soon as spring quarter rolls around, the whole campus comes back to life.

7. Speaking of spring quarter, the party scene is LIT

Day parties (darties? daygers?) every weekend, APB's on-campus concert, the sunshine and hot weather: who could ask for more?

9. The health center will convince you you're dying

Cowell is nice and convenient if you need to see a doctor quickly, get a vaccine, be tested for STD's, or if you know what you have (i.e. a UTI or ear infection).

However, when you go in and tell them you're sick, they convince you you're dying by falsely diagnosing you with mono, strep, or the flu. Either that or they send you home with some over the counter medication, a pat on the back, and are generally unhelpful.

10. Invest in an Arts Card

If you buy an Arts Card as a freshman, you can get admission to arts and theater events for all 4 years. If you're bored on a weekend afternoon or have friends in the arts, this card will definitely come in handy!

11. Greek life isn't mandatory

Although many people come to college intending to join a sorority/fraternity, you'll learn that it is not a necessary club to be a part of here at SCU. Not being involved in Greek life will not make or break your "college experience", and besides, there are many other clubs and organizations to become involved in.

12. You don't have to be Christian/Catholic to go here

Many potential incoming students are under the false impression that you have to be Christian or Catholic, but despite SCU being a Jesuit institution, in fact only 50% of the student body actually identifies as these religions.

13. SCU's administration likes to pretend everything is perfect

When things go wrong, the school will never own up to it. Instead, they're great at covering things up and acting like everything is totally perfect all the time. It's easy to see through but it can also be incredibly frustrating when serious topics such as mental illness and sexual assault are rather casually swept under the rug.

14. What dorm you live in matters... but not the way you'd think

During orientation, you get sorted into groups based off the theme of the dorm you've chosen to live in. Some focus on sustainability or service or community or science, or any number of topics. It makes it seem like these themes are the most important part of choosing where to live. In reality, the factors you should consider are:

1. How close is the dorm to everything else (especially your classes)?

2. What style dorm is it? Suites? Singles? Doubles? Do you have your own bathroom or a communal bathroom?

3. How social is it? If it's Swig, plan to be up all night. If it's Graham, plan to rarely see another human being.

Decide accordingly.

15. There is less of an emphasis on intersectionality than initially portrayed

At orientation, you may feel that there is a slew of types of social/cultural identifiers among the student body, but upon coming to school, it may seem a bit misportrayed. It truly isn't a hallmark of campus, as the general makeup of students is primarily white and upper class.

16. If you're looking for traditional football and tailgates, SCU is not for you

SCU doesn't have a football team and although our soccer and basketball teams are really good, we miss out a lot on the traditional college athletics experience that other bigger schools get.

Good news though, Stanford is just a short train ride away.

17. There's always construction but where's the progress? And who's paying for this?

The brand new law building was just completed and another residence hall is underway. In addition to eliminating hundreds of student parking spots and redirecting traffic for months on end, the construction is a constant hassle that isn't always seen through to completion.

Last year there was a construction project to create a new student lounge space. Ground was broken and work was done on it for months before the project was abandoned and an area with picnic tables was put in instead. Conveniently, tuition and fees also went up after we paid for a long project that ultimately saw no success.

18. There's so much to do in the Bay Area but it's really inconvenient to try to get around

Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars on campus and although the train station is only across the street, it runs at inconvenient times, stops running super early, and doesn't go in every direction.

Sure, you could pay $60 to take an Uber to the beach. Or you can make friends with an upperclassman that can drive you places.

19. Everyone loves it here

Despite the ups and downs, everyone's enthusiasm is THROUGH. THE. ROOF. for our school. It's always a full send here in Claradise, and we're lucky to call it our home away from home.

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I Am A College Student, And I Think Free Tuition Is Unfair To Everyone Who's Already Paid For It

Stop expecting others to pay for you.


I attend Fordham University, a private university in the Bronx.

I commute to school because I can't afford to take out more loans than I already do.

Granted, I've received scholarships because of my grades, but they don't cover my whole tuition. I am nineteen years old and I have already amassed the debt of a 40-year-old. I work part-time and the money I make covers the bills I have to pay. I come from a middle-class family, but my dad can't afford to pay off my college loans.

I'm not complaining because I want my dad to pay my loans off for me; rather I am complaining because while my dad can't pay my loans off (which, believe me, he wants too), he's about to start paying off someone else's.

During the election, Bernie frequently advocated for free college.

Now, if he knew enough about economics he would know it simply isn't feasible. Luckily for him, he is seeing his plan enacted by Cuomo in NY. Cuomo has just announced that in NY, state public college will be free.

Before we go any further, it's important to understand what 'free' means.

Nothing is free; every single government program is paid for by the taxpayers. If you don't make enough to have to pay taxes, then something like this doesn't bother you. If you live off welfare and don't pay taxes, then something like this doesn't bother you. When someone offers someone something free, it's easy to take it, like it, and advocate for it, simply because you are not the one paying for it.

Cuomo's free college plan will cost $163,000,000 in the first year (Did that take your breath away too?). Now, in order to pay for this, NY state will increase their spending on higher education to cover these costs. Putting two and two together, if the state decides to raise their budget, they need money. If they need money they look to the taxpayers. The taxpayers are now forced to foot the bill for this program.

I think education is extremely important and useful.

However, my feelings on the importance of education does not mean that I think it should be free. Is college expensive? Yes -- but more so for private universities. Public universities like SUNY Cortland cost around $6,470 per year for in-state residents. That is still significantly less than one of my loans for one semester.

I've been told that maybe I shouldn't have picked a private university, but like I said, I believe education is important. I want to take advantage of the education this country offers, and so I am going to choose the best university I could, which is how I ended up at Fordham. I am not knocking public universities, they are fine institutions, they are just not for me.

My problems with this new legislation lie in the following: Nowhere are there any provisions that force the student receiving aid to have a part-time job.

I work part-time, my sister works part-time, and plenty of my friends work part-time. Working and going to school is stressful, but I do it because I need money. I need money to pay my loans off and buy my textbooks, among other things. The reason I need money is because my parents can't afford to pay off my loans and textbooks as well as both of my sisters'. There is absolutely no reason why every student who will be receiving aid is not forced to have a part-time job, whether it be working in the school library or waitressing.

We are setting up these young adults up for failure, allowing them to think someone else will always be there to foot their bills. It's ridiculous. What bothers me the most, though, is that my dad has to pay for this. Not only my dad, but plenty of senior citizens who don't even have kids, among everyone else.

The cost of living is only going up, yet paychecks rarely do the same. Further taxation is not a solution. The point of free college is to help young adults join the workforce and better our economy; however, people my parents' age are also needed to help better our economy. How are they supposed to do so when they can't spend their money because they are too busy paying taxes?

Free college is not free, the same way free healthcare isn't free.

There is only so much more the taxpayers can take. So to all the students about to get free college: get a part-time job, take personal responsibility, and take out a loan — just like the rest of us do. The world isn't going to coddle you much longer, so start acting like an adult.

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