Gossip. We all love it, and we all do it. It is a part of life, and it is also fun. So while everyone is gossiping, there needs to be rules for those who will gossip. Here is a list of rules for gossips!
1. Don't gossip to just anyone.
Best friends, companions, family, these are trustworthy people that would not throw you under the bus. Also they might talk, but they won't leave a trail back to you.
2. Do not gossip about those who are trustworthy.
They are the best known keepers of your identity. Therefore they know that you are gossip! If you gossip about them, then they will know! Gossip to them, not about them!
3. Do not do it out of spite.
Gossip for the sake of gossip, that is fine. If you gossip for revenge, then you leave a trail. Then your respectability is ruined.
4. Pay attention at social events.
Did you notice Tammi and Paul leaving the party together? Well that just became the gossip of a life time.
5. Notice the people around you
Big group? Gossip would be safe. Small group? do not gossip!
6. The inner circles need to accept you!
The inner circles gives a gossip all the information that they need for a big surprise. However, that means that you need to behave a certain way in order to get in, or you could just be a decent person.
7. Do not gossip if you aren't skilled.
This is key to being a gossip. One needs to be able to change so that they can keep gossiping without the risk of being caught. Also if you are caught, than you need to know how to repair your reputation quickly. Gossiping is not easy, but sometimes its very fun.
