A thick, juicy patty that melts in your hands. Original, dry-rubbed, spicy crisp-bacon. Tangy house-made sauce, tenderizing the meat, and your taste buds. A textured, fried egg that will have you drooling until the next morning.
It’s called: The Millionaire Burger.
One bite of this glorious masterpiece and there’s no wonder why it’s called the Millionaire Burger. Eating this, you will feel like a millionaire; eating the finest food ever known to mankind. No, scratch that. Eating this burger, you will have a spiritual break-through.
It’s as if God, Himself, reaches down from the Heavens and Blesses your plate. Every bite you take, you immerse into a deeper spiritual connection, savoring every moment you can taste it.
It’s like an epiphany of food. Your taste buds will be transformed. It’s as if hamburgers have been lying to you your entire life, up until this moment.
This is the feeling that you are supposed to have when you eat a hamburger. A feeling of pure serenity, fully in touch with your senses. A feeling of impenetrable bliss.
Stop letting restaurants cheat you. Stop letting other hamburgers leave you not fully satisfied. Stop letting yourself, and your body, down.
For once in your life, treat yourself right. Go to Rosie O’Grady’s Irish Pub and eat the Millionaire Burger.
