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25 One-Liners You Could Only Ever Get Away With Saying To Your College Roommates

"I'm not wearing pants to bed tonight."

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25 One-Liners You Could Only Ever Get Away With Saying To Your College Roommates

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The bond you and your roommate share is unlike any other. Which is why you can only get away with saying these 25 things to her and her only.

1.  Can I borrow a shirt? 

2. What about pants? Do you have pants I can borrow to go with the shirt?

3. Can we order in for dinner tonight?

4. Is it OK if I wear the same clothes to my Tuesday class that I wore to my Monday class?

5. Isn't our history professor hot?

6. Age is just a number, isn't it?

7. I'm not wearing pants to bed tonight

8. Will you take care of me when we go out tonight?

9. You took care of me last night, it's my turn to take care of you tonight

10. How many boxes of chicken nuggets can I order before you judge me?

11. Can you tell I haven't washed my hair since Saturday? 

12. Can we have a song?

13. Can I get away with not wearing a bra today?

14. I know we ordered in every night this week, but can we order food one more time this week? 

15. Do I snore?

16. If I jumped out the window right now, could you make it look like an accident?

17. What would happen if I just didn't go to class the rest of the week?

18. Can you answer my phone for me? 

19. Can we take a nap today?

20. Can we skip class on Thursday?

21. If I skip class will you take notes for me?

22. You smell like Vodka 

23. Did you come home last night?

24. Did I come home last night?

25. I love you 

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