Hello friends! Hello enemies! Hello strangers! Hello Mom! Hello creepy kid I knew in the third grade! Hello assistant pastor to Church I visited one time four years ago! Hello all readers! But most of all, hello to all lovers of travel and good music alike. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this article discusses a topic that every species that you can find on the internet will find applicable to their lives.
Roadtrip music.
If you enjoy riding in a silent car, that’s fine, but I think you are weird. And also, potentially a sociopath. But for the rest of us who have big sprang break travel plans, I thought I would share some of my well-developed research.
Get ready to #rage:
- No Diggity- Blackstreet and Teddy, the original Rumpshakers
- Soul Survivor- Akon and Young Jeezay (said in Akon voice)
- Halo- Beyoncé
- Forever- Breezy
- Mr. Brightside- The Killlers
- Crush- David Archuleta
- DONTTRUSTME- 3OH!3
- Wannabe- Spice girls
- Can’t Tell Me Nothing- Kanye (if you didn’t aggressively read that as “NUTIN,” I don’t know you)
- No Sleep- Wiz
- Whoomp! (There It Is)- Tag Team
- It’s Tricky- Run D.M.C
- human- Christina Perri
- Lip Gloss- Lil Mama
- Roses- Outkast
- Actually, any Outkast song ever
- Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’)- T-Pain
- About You Now- Miranda Cosgrove (yeah, I said it.)
- Kiss Me Through the Phone- Soulja Boy
- 1985- who even knows
- Push It- Salt-N-Pepa
- California Love- 2pac
- Every time we touch- Cascada
- Do My Thang- Miley
- Work It- Missy Elliot
- Sleazy- Ke$ha
- P.I.M.P- Fiddy
- All The Small Things- Blink 182
- Rump Shaker- Wreckx-N-Effect
- Gucci Gucci- Kreayshawn
- Stacy’s Mom- Fountains of Wayne
- Thnks fr th Mmrs- Fall Out Boy
- Booty Wurk- T-pain (if this isn’t already on your roadtrip playlist, I’m worried for you)
- Don’t Forget- Demi Lovato
- Young Forever- Jay Z
- Partition- Beyoncé
- No Scrubs- TLC
- Everyday- HSM (a freaking anthem, if we are being honest)
- Semi-Charmed Life- Third Eye Blind
- Monster- Kanye, but most importantly the most legendary Nicki rap of all time
- Glamorous- Fergie
- Toxic- Britney Spears
- m.A.A.d city- Kendrick Lamar
- Lovefool- The Cardigans
- Promiscuous- Nelly Furtado
- Lovebug- JoBros (simply for the epic “YowHow” scream)
- All Star- Smash Mouth
- Drama Queen- Lindsay Lohan (yeah, I said it pt. 2)
- X Gon’ Give It To Ya- DMX
- Potential BreakUp Song- Aly & AJ
- I Try- Macy Gray
- Mo Money Mo Problems- The Notorious B.I.G.
- Ain’t No Other Man- Christina Aguilera
- Whatever You Like- T.I.
- Cyclone- Baby Bash
- Battlefield- Jordin Sparks
- Replay- Iyaz
- Believe- JB
- I Just Had Sex- The Lonely Island, Akon (Yes, I do hate myself for this)
- All Night- Icona Pop
- This Is Gospel- Panic!
- We are Young- fun.
- Strut- Cheetah Girls (this is a great song, fight me)
- I’m N Luv- T-pain
- I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t- Webbie
- Salt Shaker- Ying Yang Twins
- No Hands- Waka Flocka
- Follow Me- Uncle Kracker
- Where Is The Love?- Black Eyed Peas
- Snow- RHCP
- Good Life- OneRepublic
- Feel Good Inc- Gorillaz
- Umbrella- Rihanna, Jay Z
- Numb- LinkinPark
- Love Drunk- Boys Like Girls
- Jump Around- House of Pain
- Wiggle- Jason Derulo
- Come Back To Me- Vanessa Hudgens
- Pony- Ginuwine
- Get Back- Luda (road rage often accompanies this song, fyi)
- Carried Away- Passion Pit
- Down- Jay Shawn
- A Bay Bay- Hurricane Chris
- Timber- Ke$ha
- Complicated- Avril Lavigne
- Booty- Jennifer Lopez
- Live Your Life- T.I
- Marvin & Chardonnay- Big Sean
- My Neck, My Back- Khia (I’m so sorry)
- The Show Goes On- Lupe (but any of the Haters in the Building songs are acceptable)
- Body Language- Jesse
- Live While We’re Young- One Direction (ft. Zayn)
- Rocket Man- Elton John
- This Is Me- Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas
- Tubthumping- ??
- #STUPiDFACEDD- Wallpaper.
- My Life Would Suck Without You- Kelly Clarkson
- Wild for the Night- A$ap Rocky
- Party In The U.S.A- Miley
- The Wip and Nae Nae- (“ugh just skip it”- you speaking to you the whole song, but you never do)
Wouldn’t it be neat if a playlist can help us remember that the ride can be more than means for transportation to our destination, but instead, the ride is prime time to make memories? Go wip until you got neck cramps, serenade the strangers in the car next to you, make those corny “dancing in the car” videos, but most of all never forget to #rage like there is no tomorrow.
