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Ringing In The New Year Emperor's New Groove Style

BOOM BABY! Let's start 2015 off with style!

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Ringing In The New Year Emperor's New Groove Style

It's the start of a new year, so it only makes sense to ring it in with style, and who better to do that than Emperor Kuzco himself! Let's embark on a magical journey filled with hilarious gifs, llamas, Kronk, and more llamas, brought to you by who else but the llama faced emperor himself! 

It is time, young one, to begin a new year.

Making your new year's resolution list and realizing that there is quite a bit of things to do in 2015 and not a lot of time. I mean come on I seriously want to climb Mt. Everest in a toga while playing the bagpipes on a moose whom is wearing a top hat and a monocle, but alas I have school and work and no money.

Your reaction after breaking some of your new year's resolutions on the first day...okay let's be real like in the first 20 seconds of the new year.

Then you realize, who are you kidding? You knew it was inevitable! So for now you just kind of laugh it off.

But soon enough, aka the next day, you try to get back on track, but of course something/someone always get's in the way of your groove!

Now you do have some expectations of maybe trying working out more often for the new year, I mean come on a healthy, happy body equals healthy happy mind, right? Or if you are like me you just do the elliptical for an hour while fantasizing about what kinds of food you will indulge in once you finish your "workout."

That's when you realize, who are you kidding? Pssh working out yeah good joke, I walk to class everyday I think that's enough. Or I walk to the fridge. What!? It's a reward for walking to class! 

Now time for the fun stuff, trying to eat healthy... Mmmmm spinach puffs. Nothing says "Happy New Year's!" like some spinach puffs, hmmm actually they don't seem that bad, watch I say that now...

Or simply trying new foods in general? Or maybe not, hey at least you could say you tried.

Just don't try anything given to you by Yzma.

In the end you know this is going to be your year to shine and that nothing is going to stop you from completing 2015 in style! Unless you are somehow turned into a llama by an old, wrinkly, evil woman named Yzma and then thrown into a river BUT THEN SAVED by her sidekick Kronk, forced to befriend a family man named Pacha who then becomes one of your best buddies in the end, then magically turned back into the emperor after defeating Yzma who is now a cat...if that doesn't make a great story for when you're old and gray one day or simply an ice breaker at a party, then I don't know what will.

Happy New Years! Cheers!

And now a message from this guy...

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