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6 Ridiculous Stock Photos That Definitely Won't Make You Think Of Awful Current Events

Number two is guaranteed to not remind you of all the mass shootings that have happened so far this year!

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6 Ridiculous Stock Photos That Definitely Won't Make You Think Of Awful Current Events
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The world is awful right now. Every time you go online, you see something else about gun violence, sexual harassment, or bullsh*t tax policies. Sometimes you just want to forget. So here are some hilarious stock photos to laugh at that definitely won't remind you of any awful current events!


1. Dumb idiot with a banana!

Look at this stupid idiot! That's not how you use a banana! Bananas aren't guns!
I'm totally not thinking about gun control right now. Or how many mass shootings have occurred in 2018 alone. Or how f*cked the NRA is. See! Comedic distraction is working already!

2. Cute kid with a water gun!

Look at how cute and aggressive this little stinker is! Or maybe he looks scared. Like the teenagers standing up against gun violence who are receiving death threats from grown a*s adults who also have a working conspiracy theory that all those teenagers are just actors. Instead of young adults who just want change after surviving a mass shooting.

So many LOLs, am I right?

3. Old lady who is killing the game!

Look at this bad b*tch! Rock that pink hair! Work those sunglasses!
I bet this won't make you think about how Republicans are pushing for major cuts to Medicare and Medicaid and how it would cost so many Americans, especially those who have retired, their health care.

Moving on to more fun!

4. Silly guy with a blow up doll!

Look at how hilariously awkward this picture is! Why do stock photos like this even exist?
I'm most definitely not thinking of the high volume of well respected male celebrities who abused their power to repeated sexually assault people, and I'm sure you're not either!

SEE ALSO: Comedian Aziz Ansari's Sexual Misconduct Showed Me 'Time's Up' For Ignorance

5. Cute little cat and mouse!

Look at these adorable guys! So proud to be American! I hope you're not thinking about the current American president, who literally cannot go one single day without pissing everyone off.

Like, seriously the other day he just said that he would have ran into the Florida mass shooting. Who lets him get away with these things? How did this happen? How is all of America not rioting right now?

...Probably because we're too busy with all the laughs!!!!!

6. This guy who is definitely 100 percent OK and not holding back tears

Look at how totally fine this guy is! He's not repressing all his anger and stress about the current state of our country! He's just having a great time, thinking about all of the LOLs we've shared!

Just like us! Everything is fine forever! We're not internally screaming right now!

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