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11 Responses To Unsolicited D*ck Pics Every Girl Can Use

We never asked for them, we never wanted them, and yet, here they are.

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11 Responses To Unsolicited D*ck Pics Every Girl Can Use

There's always that slight hesitation to open up a snap or text from a guy that you've barely spoken to because you never really know what's going to be on the other end. Is he asking you to lunch? Does he want to know if his Patagonia hat matches his PFG shorts? Or is it that horrifying image of his fully erect member laid out next to a shampoo bottle, for size comparison?

Unless I'm mistaken, which I'm often not, women aren't overcome with joy when they receive an unsolicited picture of a man's penis. We're usually sitting at home with our girlfriend's, or out to lunch with family, or on a date with a new fling, and the last thing we want to see is some random guy's veiny c*ck in his hand.

In order to combat those photos and get them to stop, here are 11 of the best responses to those unwanted pics of a dude's d*ck.

"Oh, how adorable! Is it yours?"

"My bad, I guess you missed the part where I said f*ck off."

"Does that come in a men's size?"

"Want to see ​​mine?"

"Whoa, that kinda looks like my dad's."

"Should I send this to my groupchat so we can laugh about it?"

"Your friend's is much bigger."

"Do you send this to all the girls that aren't interested in you?"

"Are you going for the 'World's Smallest Penis' Award?"

"Yeah, I remember my first boner."

"Yeah... I'm just going to block you now."

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