20 Reminders That You Are A Retired Cheerleader

20 Reminders That You Are A Retired Cheerleader

5. One day you will be found under an avalanche of cheer T-shirts
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1. Every time you hear Austin Powers' " Yeah baby" you have to finish it with "Jock Jams."

2. When you are walking in public and realize your arms are glued.

3. Every time you move, a bone cracks.

4. You use 8 counts for EVERYTHING.. and I mean everything, "Chug 5-6-7-8."

5. One day you will be found under an avalanche of cheer T-shirts .

6. Listening to the radio saying, " I danced to this in (Place Year Here)!"

7. Knowing every word to the F5 hater mix.. "And we're marching....."

8. Looking at pictures where your skin looks like a cross between leather and an orange.

9. Quoting bring it on and mean girls in your sleep.

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10. "Full out" still makes you anxious.

11. You're probably still involved in the sport some how.

12. All of your cheer friends are still some of your closest friends.

13. Sarcasm.

14. Cheer music still excites you.

15. Every time a cheer video comes on your news feed you stop and watch it.

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16. Time Hop.

17. Your mom still brings up cheerleading disappointments and achievements.

18. You see the " Other athletes lift weights, we lift other athletes" shirt that has been around since I was a child.

19. Your amazing work ethic.

20. Being a well-rounded human being. ( Thank you cheerleading)

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To The Coach Who Ruined The Game For Me

We can't blame you completely, but no one has ever stood up to you before.
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I know you never gave it a second thought, the idea that you're the reason I and many others, never went any farther in our athletic careers.

I know you didn’t sincerely care about our mental health, as long as we were physically healthy and our bodies were working enough to play. It’s obvious your calling wasn’t coaching and you weren’t meant to work with young adults, some who look to you as a parent figure or a confidant.

I also know that if we were to express our concerns about the empty feeling we began to feel when we stepped onto the court, you wouldn’t have taken the conversation seriously because it wasn’t your problem.

I know we can't blame you completely, no one has ever stood up to you before. No one said anything when girls would spend their time in the locker room crying because of something that was said or when half the team considered quitting because it was just too much.

We can't get mad at the obvious favoritism because that’s how sports are played.

Politics plays a huge role and if you want playing time, you have to know who to befriend. We CAN get mad at the obvious mistreatment, the empty threats, the verbal abuse, “it's not what you say, its how you say it.”

We can get mad because a sport that we loved so deeply and had such passion for, was taken away from us single-handedly by an adult who does not care. I know a paycheck meant more to you than our wellbeing, and I know in a few years you probably won’t even remember who we are, but we will always remember.

We will remember how excited we used to get on game days and how passionate we were when we played. How we wanted to continue on with our athletic careers to the next level when playing was actually fun. We will also always remember the sly remarks, the obvious dislike from the one person who was supposed to support and encourage us.

We will always remember the day things began to change and our love for the game started to fade.

I hope that one day, for the sake of the young athletes who still have a passion for what they do, you change.

I hope those same athletes walk into practice excited for the day, to get better and improve, instead of walking in with anxiety and worrying about how much trouble they would get into that day. I hope those athletes play their game and don’t hold back when doing it, instead of playing safe, too afraid to get pulled and benched the rest of the season.

I hope they form an incredible bond with you, the kind of bond they tell their future children about, “That’s the coach who made a difference for me when I was growing up, she’s the reason I continued to play.”

I don’t blame you for everything that happened, we all made choices. I just hope that one day, you realize that what you're doing isn’t working. I hope you realize that before any more athletes get to the point of hating the game they once loved.

To the coach that ruined the game for me, I hope you change.

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