We've all seen -- or at least heard of -- the show "Girl Code" on MTV. In fact, my school, Bridgewater State University, was lucky enough to have one of the comedians from the show put on a comedy act at our school: Carly Aquilino. "Girl Code" is a show that basically gives you life tips in pretty blunt ways. For example, one of the comedians on the show will give you advice on relationships but won't be nice about it. Here are some things we were all thinking, but "Girl Code" actually had the nerve to come out and say it.

1. Diets

This times one million. No one cares that you're on a diet. Good for you, but you don't need to mention it every day and you certainly don't need to make it your Facebook status.

2. Guy/Girl Friendships

And don't even deny that you don't.

3. Eat that food!

If you want that slice of pizza, you eat that slice of pizza. However, know you're going to complain about eating that slice of pizza after you eat it.

4. Pregnancy

LITERALLY. Everyone has that one friend who's a virgin but still asks "Could I be pregnant?!"

5. Keep ya mouth shut

You know those times where you cannot stand what someone is talking about and you wanna voice your opinion but know you would come off rude? Yeah, please rethink what you're going to say and try to be nicer.

6. Crushes

Admit it -- that one boy who even held the door for you caught your attention and next time you happen to walk by him, you'll fall in love with him all over again.

7. Middle School Days

Actually though, if you didn't go through the greasy hair, green eye shadow, and zits everywhere middle school stage with Etnies and baggy sweats, you are a liar.

8. How to Reply to Texts

Honestly, if you don't ask your friends how to reply to a certain text, you are not human. Always ask for a second opinion, especially if it's a flirty conversation, just in case you sound really stupid.

9. Ugly

Surround yourself with people who will never make you feel ugly -- ones who will constantly remind you that you are enough.

10. Loneliness

Oh yeah, we've all thought about this hahahaha.

11. Not Actually 'Lol'ing

Let's be blunt: whenever we text someone "Lol!!!" we're really not laughing that hard.

Girl Code gives tips to girls (as the main target) and boys in extremely hysterical ways. I just found these 11 the ones that mostly everyone can relate to. The comedians on the show are absolutely hilarious and are guaranteed to leave you in tears (from laughter of course).