Ahh Valentine’s Day, is there a better way to celebrate the anniversary of the burial of the Martyr than to give it a mascot of a flying baby with a bow an arrow capable of making people fall in love? I can not think of a single one. Regardless of the fact that the holiday is intended for non-platonic lovers, there are several reasons why it is better spent with your "person"

1. Theres no need to go out and buy each other gifts, you both know you can't afford that right now.

2. Theres no plans that will satisfy you more than anything you could do with her.

3. You don't have to "get dressed up to get messed up" because lets face it they know you're already a mess

4. Y'all both know spring break is coming up y'all weren't looking to get chocolate anyway...

5. She's basically your significant other anyway