Some people say that soda and diet soda is bad for you. Some people say that water is a better replacement. I say that Diet Coke is just the greatest ... and here is why:
1) Diet Coke will never abandon you.
2) Diet Coke fixes everything. Whether it is a broken heart, a hangover, or a thirst you cannot quench, it is there and ready to get to work.
3) You can buy it in bulk and not get buyer's remorse because you know you will use it all eventually.
4) It's great in the morning, the afternoon, the evening, and everything in between.
5) You can add ice and basically conquer the world.
6) It makes every good day even better.
7) If someone tries to take your Diet Coke, you know you have an extremely valid excuse to slap them.
8) It goes great with any and every food ever invented.
9) It's the best mixer for every alcohol.
10) It's one million times better than regular Coke.
11) It's the best gift to give or receive.
12) Don't even get me started on Pepsi .... why is Pepsi even capitalized?
13) You can't envision a world without Diet Coke and you are completely okay with that.
