10. Homework Demonstration

Stuck on your geometry homework, or are you a tutor for geometry and need a way to demonstrate the concept? Spray your perfume or cologne at approximately 62.5 degrees in the air and let the learning commence.

9. To Smell-ify Clothing

Have a girlfriend or boyfriend? With one of your most used colognes or perfumes in one hand and one of your shirts or towels for bae in the other hand. For my girlfriend, I know having a shirt of mine that smells like me makes her feel comfortable and safe, as safe and comfortable as she would as if I were there with her. College comes jam packed with fall break and winter break and spring, and summer breaks. Unlike high school, it's much more likely that your significant other lives two or ten states away; it maybe possible that he or she might be too far to drive to or you don't have a car and have to bear and grin it. You still might drive to bae but as he or she waits for you they have a token of your love to remember and anticipate you in the mean time!

8. To Scare Away Haters

Put on an annoyingly unbearable amount of smelling good and your haters will have no choice but to stay a minimum of one hundred paces away from you. Put on a lot of cologne or perfume and your haters will have no chance to insult you or glare at you without gagging on your smelling good. (Your haters are guaranteed to throw up sprinkles and glitter, and cry rainbows due to your awesomely smelling perfume or cologne.) As one does wherever they are, one will have haters everywhere: silent haters that don't point out their unrelenting hatred for you and your kind. And you have the vocal haters that give you your daily article informing you of another reason they hate you, and as of today *checks the calendar* you have 23.25 points of hatred (one point wasn't at the least a half an insult) and still no cares given.

7. Smelly You

"You and your smelly soul", ran out of your only deodorant, can't find a ride to the local super market off campus? You're not the only lazy college student without a ride! For a quick fix spray some perfume or cologne periodically on your pits as well as the normal spots around the neck and wrists. Now wait until you find the energy to drive to the supermarket or until someone with a car can drive you; in the meanwhile you're smelling great and ready for anything.

6. Smelly Room

Your room smell musty?? Think there's gotta be an algae habitat somewhere in the room? Or maybe its the basil you're going to smoke later? Intentional or unintentional, your room smells and your perfume or cologne is a great lysol substitute to make it better.

5. Smelly Roommate

Theres always that smelly roommate who never showers or showers and still sweats a lot and smells. Or you might have that roommate that likes smoking that basil or cigarettes, cigars, or e-cigarettes, and the smell not only sticks to their clothes but reeks out into the whole room.

4. Partying

Colleges everywhere will have parties, on campus and off campus. All students, heck, all people know how to party in their own ways! "Hey Patrick!, wanna play Escalators and Eels?!? This place is about to get lit!!" No matter what kind of party you're talking about, wearing your smelling good is a necessity for attracting that special someone, to bring out your confidence and thus the best part of you needed to have the maximum amount of fun.

3. To Wake Up

Dab on some of that smell good and watch as the realization that you so good that you can do anything, talk to anyone. Have no fear, the euphoria of knowing you smell good can keep you up. Of course you can't just rely on your cologne or perfume to wake you up in the morning, still get your coffee, or five-hour energy.

2. The Confidence

Gonna make some moves in life: Acing a test, heck, Acing the Final? Finally gonna talk to the hotty on the other side of the classroom or party? Something about knowing that you smell great brings out the best of you, the part of you who thinks "damn, I smell great! No need for anxiety, I can do anything".

1. To Attract Bae

The number one reason to bring cologne is to meet that guy or girl, to impress that guy or girl, go through all the icebreakers and pick-up lines. Like a needle, a haystack, and a magnet, the cologne [or perfume] will work its magic!