If you read Part 1 of "Why You Sound Like An Idiot", here is Part 2 for your further enjoyment. If you didn't, then here is a quick summary for you... I am 23 going on 87 years old and people are dumb because they do things that are "hip" but I don't understand. Here are a few examples of just how dumb:

1. Swag.

I'm not really sure how this started or why it's a thing.

2. Hella Extra.

I think this means that you’re being annoying. Not sure. My BF tells me this a lot and I am pretty annoying, so it makes sense.

3. Using song lyrics as your caption.

This is my favorite, especially when the lyrics have nothing to do with the picture that you posted.

4. Wearing snap backs

This just really bothers me when girls wear them. You look really nice all dressed up to go out, but then you put on a snap back that doesn't even match your outfit.

5. RN: "Right Now"

I no joke saw this sentence on my timeline once: “I’m really feeling myself rn”. First off, why are we still abbreviating everything? And secondly, you definitely don't sound conceded at all.

6. Frat point...?

Congratulations, you look like a douche canoe.

7. Ship.

I have no idea how to use this correctly in a sentence or what it means.

8. NSFW.

Not Safe For Work. I still have a hard time remembering the correct order of the letters on this one. I can see how it would come in handy though, if you're nasty and looking at inappropriate things while your working.

10. My Main.

Your main what?

11. Salty.

Do I want extra salt on my french fries? Yes.

So basically, please just get it together, and try not to sound like a complete idiot when your're interacting with other human beings in real life or through social media.