As I read over my Psychology text,
I find myself pondering what's coming next.
What's the future for the University of Georgia?
This pours straight from my heart — specifically the aorta.
Forget this pointless school work,
My Nicki Minaj is comin' out and ready twerk.
Take a listen to the verses I have woven,
I'm as witty as Weezy, as classy as Beethoven.
In 200 short years, UGA will continue to be great.
Anyone in the SEC knows it's an undeniable fate.
Our football team will be droppin' the hamma,
Especially when we destroy Alabama.
Even though we'll still be missin' TG3,
There's no doubt he's UGA history.
Since Chubb hangs in the hall of fame,
He's remembered as one of the best in the game.
As for the scholastic side,
There is a drastic turn of the tide.
English and History will be abolished,
Forcing math and science skills to become more polished.
The Liberal Arts majors are in protest,
They don't like working, they just wanna rest.
Adorable Guide-dog puppies? No longer a thing.
We've got Panda's now, as a favor to Beijing.
Tate and the SLC now have beds,
A cozy place to rest students' information-filled heads.
Jittery Joes has expanded into a world-wide phenomenon,
Curing every all-nighter, exam week, or yawn.
The Transit system did not survive
With pollution so toxic, the environment needed to revive.
Bolton, Snelling, and ECV are a thing of the past,
Meals are delivered by drones, so your hunger won't last.
Downtown Athens has truly evolved,
Finally, its biggest flaws are solved.
No more walking, bus rides, or cabs,
Hovercrafts are the move, taking you swiftly to your tabs.
Moonshine is actually located on the moon,
A rocket-ship ride will get ya there soon.
And better yet, the bar floors are now covered with stone,
Making the era of bar tar a TBT on your phone.
Speaking of phones, they are the size of tablets,
With the power of a laptop, you know you've gotta have it.
As for Greek life, the parties are still insane,
KA, SAE and Sigma Chi still makin' it rain.
Not to mention UGA found the cure for cancer.
Ask us any question, we'll give you the answer.
Since we also solved the issue of global warming,
The glaciers in the arctic are able to keep forming.
As you can see, our school has a bright future ahead
Though not for us, but our great-great-great grandkids instead.
While we will perish, the legend will never die,
Our legacy will continue to grow as the years go by.
Years from now, the Bulldogs will still be comin' round the track
Definable, unbeatable, and remarkable in red and black.
