When you live in the south, snow days are few and far between. School's more likely to be shut down for a tornado than snow! When a snow day happens, it's a surreal experience that feels separated from reality and that disconnect spawns some weird thoughts. Here are 50 random thoughts from a snow day.
1. "Oh no, I slept through my 7:30 class!"
2. "Wait! Class is canceled and I can sleep in!
Falls back into unconsciousness.
3. "Did I really sleep until noon?!? Half my free day is gone!"
4. "Oh well..."
5. "So what do I want to do with a WHOLE day free?"
6. "Hmmm, brain isn't working. Coffee, first!"
7. "I wonder when it's supposed to start snowing? I'll check online!"
Spends an hour fooling around on Facebook and Pinterest.
8. "I need to do something productive. I'll do some homework! Right after I eat..."
9. "What do I want to eat?"
Pizza, salad, chicken, mac n cheese?
10. "Chocolate chip pancakes!"
11. "Wait, why are they falling apart when I flip?"
Oh...I forgot the egg...
12. "PB&J it is!"
13. "Okay, I've eaten and it's time to start homework!"
14. "But I can't leave all these dishes here..."
I'll just have to do the dishes first!
15. "Dishes are done, and I think I've earned a break!"
16. "I wonder what's new on Netflix?"
17. "Oooo, this looks interesting!"
30 minutes later...nope, bored.
18. "I should watch a movie instead!"
30 minutes later...nope, not enough attention span.
19. "Oh! It's 4 PM. I'll just put it on Friends for background noise while I do homework."
20. "Do Joey and Chandler even buy food?"
They're always at Monica's. Does she just do the shopping for all of them?
21. "Monica has a really nice apartment."
I wonder how much rent is?
22. "Rent in New York City is how much!?!?!"
23. "No wonder they all eat Monica's food! They can't afford it!"
24. "How do Rachel, Pheobe, and Joey even afford to live here!?! How are they not homeless!?!"
25. "How many people in New York are homeless?"
26. "63,000!!!!!!!!"
*internal sobbing*
27. "Oh geez, I need to do homework still..."
28. "Okay, let's check Blackboard."
29. "Nothing new. Might as well check Facebook while I'm on here."
30. "Looks like another person got engaged."
31. "And another one got married."
32. "And another had a baby."
33. "And a second baby..."
34. "And a third baby..."
35. "And a fourth baby...what's in the water!?!?!"
36. "What did their parents say?!?"
37. "Wait, we're all adults and having babies is normal now..."
38. "Being an adult is weird."
39. "I wonder if Pinterest has any tips on being an adult?"
40. "Oh, that mac n cheese recipe looks amazing!"
41. "I should go get the ingredients for that!
Wait, roads are closed today...
42. "Tips on Disney World travel!"
43. "I miss Disney so much!"
44. "Kyle's never been to Disney! We need to go!"
45. "How much does a week at Disney cost?"
46. "...so we might have enough money in 20 years..."
47. "He's never been to Universal either! How much does that cost?"
