1. "Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer."

A great piece of advice to keep in mind when you feel overwhelmed or confused. Your subconscious, or your brain, or whatever you want to call it, is working all the time, sometimes in ways we aren’t actively aware of.

2. "The way to kill a man or a nation is to cut off his dreams."

Whenever some grumpy relative or jerk no the internet tries to tell you your major ain’t worthwhile, or that your dreams are impractical, just remember this, and give them your smuggest smile. A pertinent reminder that you can’t let anyone tell you not to pursue your passion.

3. "Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape."

If you’re ever stuck in a rut, feeling miserable, like you don’t belong, maybe it’s time for a change. Ol’ uncle Billy realized this, and you should too. Greatness only comes from people who refuse to be mediocre.

4. "Sometimes paranoia's just having all the facts."

If people aren’t taking you seriously, or say you’re overreacting, maybe you aren’t the one at fault. Maybe, just maybe, you’re seeing the world in a way they aren’t able to.

5. "In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way."

Not matching with anyone on Tinder or Grindr? Don’t lose hope: your boots are always there for you, both of them. You aren’t ugly—you’re boot-sexual, and loving every minute of it! Go nuts on those boots! Life is for the living!!!!