There's no getting around the fact that *NSYNC is a musical movement that created a series of masterpieces for generations to come. Their lyrics are beautiful, but surprisingly, nobody uses them in day-to-day conversation. This needs to be changed.
*NSYNC lyrics are so multidimensional and relatable that they can actually be used every day in a variety of situations. It's iconic. So here are a few oddly specific scenarios to use your favorite boy band classics. You're welcome.
1. When somebody you really don't like shows up at a party that you were at first and doesn't get the hint that you want them to leave.
"I know that I can't take no more
Ain't no lie
I want to see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye"
2. When your FWB wants to be in a relationship even though you already told them you aren't trying to date anyone right now, but you still have to seem like you have a soul.
"Baby I don't understand
Just why we can't be lovers
Things are getting out of hand
Trying too much, but baby we can't win"
3. When some rando in the community bathroom tries to tell you that your music and singing is disrupting them, but you need to sing in order to shower.
"The thing you got to realize, what we doing is not a trend
We got the gift of melody, we gonna bring it 'til the end"
4. When your friends try to tell you that you shouldn't party so much because it's probably unhealthy, but honestly they're just as guilty of partying so... who's preachin' to who right now, really?
"Now, why you wanna try to classify the type of thing we do
Cause were just fine doin' what we like, can we say the same for you
Tired of feelin' all around me animosity"
5. When the guy you matched with on Tinder says that he'll bring you to Chipotle and get you extra guac, but then doesn't get you guac even though you made a "joke" about it to remind him.
"Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you"
6. When your professor tries to embarrass you by calling on you when you didn't have your hand raised and clearly don't know the answer.
"You've got no choice, babe
But to move on, and you know
There ain't no time to waste"
7. When your pizza rolls burn your tongue because you were too eager to eat them.
"Take it from me
It's a lesson to be learned
Even the good guys get burned"
8. When your friend sends you the ugliest Snapchat ever and you just have to screenshot it, but then they get mad.
"I promise you never...
Will you hurt anymore
I give you my word
I give you my heart"
So go live your best life and quote *NSYNC everyday. They deserve it. You deserve it. The whole world deserves it. "Till the day my life is through/This I promise you" (what we should all have engraved on our headstones).
