One out of every ten men are gay. That means less than 10 percent of the population is gay. With that small percentage of the population either not open about who they are or spoken for, you can always rely on those straight guy friends when you're looking for comfort. So, here's a shout out to those guys who are there to flirt with you because no other guy is taking a second look at you without questioning their masculinity. Thanks for that ego-boost when we're feeling down about ourselves or not feeling too presentable to the world.

Not only that, thanks for not being like Tiffany and referring to us as your "Gay Best-friend". Because what we really need is for another sad, teenage girl to try and befriend us to mainly go shopping or gossip over other boys. And another thing, thanks for allowing us to gossip over boys with you. Nothing like having another man's insight on the subject. Even though it probably makes you uncomfortable to hear how we're talking about either a complete stranger or maybe one of your colleagues, it's good to have that special knowledge you have.

Having friends like you makes everything better. Even though we are a part of the small population that would choose Andrew Garfield over Emma Stone, it's nice to be seen as a normal person and being treated like a normal person.

Then again, there's nothing normal about our friendship. From the "bromances" to the unforgettable "Fam-Moments", we are pretty weird, but I wouldn't have it any other way. So, thank you for being good friends, the closest of brothers, and the best imaginary boyfriends any man could ever have.