There are some questions that are very simple. And then there are some that are not. If you, like myself, have stumbled upon some of the various questions below you too might have been confused. Not everything is as simple as 2+2=4. For those of us who are too lazy to Google the answers to said questions, feel free to simply ponder them with me until the end of time.
Below are just a few questions that need answers. Don't hesitate to comment with your theories below!
What makes it 'hand-crafted' coffee?
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Did they grind up the beans by hand or what?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
And on that thought ...
... why is sandwich meat round when the bread is square?
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It just seems illogical.
Why is "bra" singular but "panties" plural?
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If you're bald, what color do they put on your drivers license?
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Do eyebrows count?
Why do they call the little candy bars "fun size"?
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What's so fun about getting less candy?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
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Why are the little Styrofoam packing pieces called "peanuts"?
And furthermore ...
... when they ship Styrofoam what do they pack it in?
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#styroception
Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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My inner-child really needs to know.
Does a mailman deliver his own mail?
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Or is there another mailman to deliver his mail? But what about the mailman's mailman's mail?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
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A bit inconsistent if you ask me.
And finally ...
... why are 'Trix' only for kids?
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Just give the poor rabbit a break.
Question on, my friends!
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