There are some of us who are, shall we say, well-endowed in the booty department. Sometimes this can seem like both a blessing and a curse. Here are some of the pros and cons to having lots of junk in the trunk.
Pro: We have excellent twerking abilities.
I mean obviously...the more booty, the more bounce.
Pro: There is a nice cushion under you every time you sit down.
It's like having a built-in comfy bench.
Con: We have all, at some point, split the seams of our pants.
No reason to be ashamed, but sometimes we'll just sit down too fast and what follows is a ripping sound.
Pro: Jeans make us look like our booty just won't quit.
Especially high-waisted jeans will do wonders for your figure.
Pro: We can rightfully dance to all songs that make a reference to ladies with large butts.
"Baby Got Back" is definitely an all-time favorite.
Con: All our pants are huge in the waist but suffocate our backside.
We are the inventors and avid users of the yanking-pants-up-by-the-belt-loops move.
Pro: No one ever tells us that we have a bony bottom.
With that much cushion back there, there is no way that there's any kind of bone sticking out.
Pro: We're pretty sure the phrase "painted-on jeans" was inspired by us.
And we're proud of that because the phrase is in almost every country song.
Con: Getting to a seat in an auditorium is always awkward for us.
More than one person is going to get your butt in their face. This is why you should always opt for an aisle seat.
