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Proof Judge Judy is Actually Your Spirit Animal

"I'm the boss, applesauce."

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Proof Judge Judy is Actually Your Spirit Animal

Despite her age, she can relate to today's youth. Here are a few examples:


When people say "bae" unironically. Or "yolo."

I've heard someone call cheese "bae." I think it's safe to say things are getting out of hand. Luckily, Judge Judy understands.


Or when people ask if you have your career path figured out yet.

I have yet to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. I am nowhere near ready for adulthood.


When your friends talk over you despite the fact that you have something brilliant to say.

Uhm excuse me? I listened to your last five rants about guacamole without interruption.


Or when a bouncer won't let you into a bar (rude).

You know they're just doing their job, but you can't leave without first making sure everyone knows how important you are and that your business will be missed.


When that one annoyingly talkative kid in class gets the answer wrong.

Okay maybe this one is a little harsh. In my defense, Judge Judy is a big proponent of the truth.


Or when someone laughs at their own jokes (unless its you of course).

Wait. I do this all the time. Do as I say not as I do.


When your professor keeps class going late.


This is the worst. Don't they know that we have important things to do, like complaining about our workloads followed by a 45 minute stint on Pinterest pinning crafts we will never attempt? Good thing Judge Judy is brave enough to let them know that this "learning" thing is unacceptable.


When people lie to show off at parties.

My friends have had some weird lies thrown at them. Things can get messy when you start that way. I (and Judge Judy) encourage skeptical party going. Keep them on their toes.


When someone tells you that big assignment is due tomorrow.

I had a month to finish that, like a month ago.


Or (especially) when people brag about their VT Crushes.


We can all admit it: you're secretly waiting for yours to come in. My advice, go to McComas in a pony tail one day. There will be something generic on there. Pretend it's you.

When it's time to check final grades.

I should not have started watching Breaking Bad the day before my final.


And you quickly recover from them.

You got a 100 on that take home quiz that one time. Those other grades are probably (most likely) a fluke.


There's no denying it. She just gets you.



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