Procrastination As Told By 'New Girl'
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Procrastination As Told By 'New Girl'

It's real, it's scary, but New Girl makes it less scary.

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Procrastination As Told By 'New Girl'
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Procrastinating doesn't mean that you don't finish things...it just means that you finish them at the last possible second.

Getting your assignment


Telling yourself that you're going to do it early

You think "Man, I have so much time"

So instead of doing your assignment, you...

Watch Netflix for four hours

Hang out with your friends

Google pictures of puppies (or anything else that has nothing to do with your assignment)

Use food as a distraction


But then reality sets in. You realize that it's the day before your assignment is due and you haven't started

So you complain about how little time you have


Your brain tells you that you're an idiot for waiting this long to start


You think that there is no way you could possibly finish everything

If it's a really big/more than one assignment, there may even be a few tears shed

Then you finally make yourself sit down to work on it


But in reality, you get distracted by your phone


So you spend some time on Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/Pinterest


30 minutes later, you put your phone out of reach and decide to start for real this time

You stay up way too late just to finish, but you get it done

Now you reward yourself by spending hours doing the same things you were doing while you were procrastinating, but now you don't feel so bad about yourself


...and you try to convince yourself that you're done procrastinating


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