Procrastination As Told By Joey Tribbiani
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Procrastination As Told By Joey Tribbiani

When "How You Doin?" is a serious question...

Haley Aguero
Apr 26, 2017
Below The Gnat Line, GA
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Around mid to late April, college students everywhere catch a disease that is contagious. It is called "procrastination" and it is caused by the school year ending along with an increase in schoolwork leading up to finals week. The one thing that helps ease the pain of the disease is watching lots of Netflix, particularly a popular show called Friends. One of the characters that closely relates to struggling college students is the one and only Joey Tribbiani. Here is what happens when someone catches the "procrastination" disease as told by Joey himself.

1. Realizing how close you actually are to finals week

2. Looking at all of the things you put off until now

3. Trying to study but nothing you read makes sense

4. Getting that random burst of motivation...

5. ...until you actually sit down to do the work

6. Eating everything you see because of how stressed you are...

7. ...but then looking in the mirror and realizing you should have skipped that last late night ice cream run

8. When someone asks for your help on something you've actually finished

9. When the teacher assigns one last project right before finals week

10. Looking at your grade and finding out it's not as good as you thought it was

11. When you study so long you forget what class you're studying for

12. When the teacher said they would give extra credit but they changed their mind

13. Thinking about your summer plans in the middle of class

14. When someone tells you to stop watching Netflix and actually get work done

15. Realizing you only have a month left of class and you can't fix much


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