We’ve all been affected by resting bitch face.

But I’m here to tell you about another just as serious facial condition. That’s right I’m talking about resting nice face. You permanently look friendly and sweet which leads to some very positive and negative situations. For instance…..

1. You Get Hit on at Gas Stations

Like a lot. Too much. And they’re never cute. I once got a 34 year olds number because I said “thank you” when he held the door open for me. In case you were curious, I said no to dinner.

2. Sometimes You Get Free Stuff

Not anything extreme but today the Zaxby’s cashier didn’t make me pay for my extra Zax sauce. Little things like that tend to happen a lot which is awesome.

3. Strangers Ask You Things

And not for directions either which wouldn’t be that weird. Once a lady stopped me outside of Target to ask what restaurants I would recommend. Stuff like this is common because that friendly face draws strangers to you because they can tell you won’t be rude.

4. You’re Friendly but People Take That as Flirting

Maybe it’s because of RBF that this happens but I promise, us nice-faced people are not flirting with you. The worst part is when they try to ask for your number and get all butt hurt because they got the wrong idea. Yeah I laughed at your joke but no I don’t want to bang.

5. People Notice When You’re “Off”

Especially those you’re around a lot. Everyone can tell that something isn’t right just by looking at your face. I went to work with a super painful headache and in the first ten minutes, seven of my co-workers asked me what was wrong. Which is sweet but also am I really that easy to read?

6. Eye Contact is Not Your Friend

Those people who stand at kiosks in the mall love you. So do the survey people. You’ve learned to look away or else you’ll be stuck letting some guy flat iron your hair in public. So hide your face and walk quickly.