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Pokemon Go! As Told By Drake And Josh

For those of you who don't understand, allow Drake and Josh to explain.

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Pokemon Go! As Told By Drake And Josh
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Drake and Josh, I choose you!

If you haven't yet heard of Pokemon Go, you need to come out from under your rock. This new mobile app by Nintendo is sweeping the nation, one trainer at a time. I thought I would enlist everyone's favorite boobs, Drake and Josh, to explain to outsider what playing Pokemon Go is like!

1. Looking for Pokemon

This is basis of your adventure! Finding pokemon and adding them to your collection.

2. When People Say "Pokemon is for Kids"

This by far the biggest cristism Pokemon Go players get. Most people who play it are die hard fans and have played them since there infancy on the Game Boy Color. Now the whole world is getting into it so maybe this critsim will go away. Live your dream and be a pokemon master!

3. How it Feels Getting Your First Pokeballs

It's a wonderful feeling when you get your first pokeballs. All your year of training have lead to this. There magically spherical just like the Ocama Game Sphere and they are ready to be used.

4. When You Are Falling Behind Your Friends Because You Are Catching Pokemon

Because if your friends don't play it, then they don't understand how important catching that 1120 CP Snorlax is. I don't care if we are in a rush, Pokemon comes first!

5. When You Catch a Pokemon but The Servers Crash So it Doesn't Count

Server crashes are a running theme since the launch of Pokemon Go. The game loves to mess with our emotions. I caught it! Wai, no I didn't the servers crashed!

6. When You Take Over Your First Gym

It's every Pokemon trainers dream to be a gym leader and Pokemon Go gives you that opportunity. We can finally be the elite company of Brock and Misty!

7. When You Meet The Person Who Took Over Your Team's Gym

Once you take over that gym, it's serious business. That's YOUR gym and you have to defend it. Seeing someone of a diffrent team take over gym drives any sane person to anger.

8. What We Sound Like to People Who Don't Play Pokemon Go

Our constant talks of candies, CPs and Egg must have people who don't play very confused.

9. Seeing a New Pokemon You Haven't Caught Yet

Jump for joy, that Dratini you have wanted for so long is in your area. Go and get it!

10. Finally Evolving That Magikarp into a Gyarados

400 Magikarp Candies later and you've done it. Gyarados is part of your team. Make sure to brag about that one.

11. When People Say "Pokemons"

You know how you call more then more deer just deer? well you do the same thing for Pokemon. Got it? Good.

12. Meeting Someone On The Same Team As You (#TeamInstinct)


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