If the title wasn't obvious enough, I have an older sister. While she can be extremely annoying sometimes, I still love her. Her birthday is coming up soon, and since I won't be seeing her the day of ('cause we're both in college), I decided to write her a little something. Enjoy!

Oh, dearest Arianna,

how annoying art thou.

You leave your crap all over the bathroom

Would it kill you to clean it up somehow?

Oh, dearest Arianna,

quit acting like you're the boss of me.

Just because you're older,

doesn't give you a right to be.

Oh, dearest Arianna,

how very weird art thou.

At home you sing obnoxious opera,

I'd appreciate if you could keep it down.

Oh, dearest Arianna,

you are smart as heck.

You constantly get straight A's,

could you, like, chill for a sec?

Oh, dearest Arianna,

how very talented art thou.

You're so good at oboe and piano,

you leave people thinking, "Wow!"

Oh, dearest Arianna,

I appreciate our shared interests.

We can make some great inside jokes,

and Mom and Dad won't know the difference.

Oh, dearest Arianna,

Honestly, I really love you.

You're the best because you're my sister, not my friend.

If we were friends? Well...that, I would never do.

Arianna, thanks for being a good older sister. Even if you are just so annoying sometimes, I still think you're pretty great. Love ya!