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Pineapple on Pizza and Dressing to Repress: Bad Advice by Amanda #21

Do not keep the container sealed.

 Amanda Reed
Oct 10, 2016
University of Pittsburgh
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Pineapple on Pizza and Dressing to Repress: Bad Advice by Amanda #21
Amanda Reed

OMG one week later and BABA went from being an official adult to a more official adult. #BABA can go to bars and get trashed on trash cans and throw up on the bouncer. So excited for this chapter in her life. Without further ado, here's another rousing edition of Bad Advice by Amanda.

Amanda,

I'm interested in this guy, but he has a girlfriend. What do I do?

Silent Love, University of Pittsburgh

You have two options: one is to take your feelings and shove them deep down within yourself (#repression) so you won't be attracted to him anymore and won't feel anything when they get married; the other is to wreck their relationship by planning a bunch of little, stupid things to eventually drive them apart. I like the second one because it means sneaking into his house, stealing all of his sweatshirts, and planting them at her house so it looks like she's some kind of sweatshirt fiend, or going to her house and leaving the toilet seat up. It's the little things that count in a relationship, so make sure those little things make them want to kill each other.

Dear Amanda,

What are your feelings about pineapple on pizza?

Sincerely, ithinkitsdelicious, Pitt

I'm a shell of a person who doesn't have feelings, which means I really don't have a stance on pineapple on pizza. Bu if you like it, live yo pineapple on pizza life, homie.

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