When we think Cat Lady, the word crazy usually precedes. Cat Ladies are thought to be old women who never quite managed to find a special someone. But is that really the ultimate goal? Maybe Cat Ladies figured out something the rest of us missed. Here’s ten reasons why being a Cat Lady may be a million times better than settling down with a significant other:
1. Cats are always willing to take selfies with you...
2. ...Even if they don't want to, they can't tell you
3. You can force your cat to cuddle with you
4. Cats are cheaper to feed than significant others
5. You might have to scoop their poop but they can't spew bullshit
You might have to become acquainted with the pooper scooper, but at least they can't tell you they are going to hang with their friends and that friend ends up being someone named Tina.
6. They eat all of your meals with you
Some cats are basically dumpsters. Mine enjoys tuna, cheese, eggs, and powdered donuts.
7. Cats are the best cry session partners
When you truly bond with your cat, the more you cry, the more they snuggle
8. The best nap partners EVER
Cats sleep for 2/3 of their lives, they don't Judge you for trying to achieve the same.
9. You do not always have to give them attention
Unlike significant others, they don't need constant reassurance that you love them and often don't want it. It's love without too much time consumption.
10. They know you're crazy, but love you anyway!
At this point, I don’t think I’d mind being a Crazy Cat Lady. Cheaper dates and a shoulder to cry on without the possibility of judgement other than a meow? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me!
