In order to come home from college, I frequently take a bus into New York City. While I love the bus ride down I-81, the people on the bus are less than favorable. In fact, it's quite the cast of characters. Here are the 6 people you meet on a Greyhound bus:
1. The guy on his phone
He's yelling into his phone about something important. Do you care? No, you just want to listen to your music in peace.
2. The old person
They're going to visit relatives and mean well, but all they do is block the skinny aisle trying to get their bag out of the overhead compartment.
3. The one hot guy
Maybe it's just me, but every bus I've been on has had one single hot guy riding it. And of course, he sits nowhere near me.
4. The wildcard
He's kinda creepy and makes you uneasy, but at least he sits near the back of the bus so you don't have to watch him twiddle his thumbs obsessively.
5. The annoying child
The kid whines throughout the entire bus ride, swings their legs, kicks your seat...you know who I'm talking about.
6. The conspiracy theorist
This guy always ends up sitting next to you and all he wants to do is talk your ear off. Is the Illuminati real? Do aliens exist? Is there a race of lizard people trying to take over the planet? This guy thinks so and you bet he's going to let you know all about it.
7. ...And then there's you
You're just trying to get to your destination in one piece.
Travel safe!


























