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People I'd Rather Have Running for President

God help us 2016

Kelsey Colon
Oct 31, 2016
Southern Illinois University Carbondale
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People I'd Rather Have Running for President
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I think we can all agree that this year's presidential nominees suck. I always hear friends and even random people say who they'd rather have running for president so I thought, "Hey, why don't I compile a list?" In no particular order, here are the people who I believe should be running for president.

1. Ellen DeGeneres

All American citizens need to do is be kind to one another.

2. Justin Timberlake

With his voice, moves and looks, he could solve any dispute between America and well, anyone.

3. Morgan Freeman

Who else's speeches would you rather listen to? No one.

4. Betty White

Why wouldn't you want her for president?

5. Jimmy Fallon

Who else would want to see a debate taken care of Point Pleasant Police Department style?

6. This super official dog

If this pupper can run a business with a tie on and not pee on the desk leg, he's already more qualified than the current candidates.

7. Jessica Simpson

She doesn't know that Chicken of the Sea is actually tuna but she'd be a better candidate than Hillary or Donald.

8. Len Goodman

Because he won't hold back, just like when he judges on Dancing with the Stars.

9. Air Bud

When there's a disagreement he can just bring a basketball out and be like, "Yo let's settle this on the court."

All of these candidates are far more qualified. Let's write them in for 2016.

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