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Hello, My Name Is Garcia, Penelope Garcia

Do you enjoys cats, fighting off baddies by hacking and slashing, or have an eccentric sense of style? Welcome to the team.

Sabrina Noelle Otero
Dec 28, 2015
Salem College
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Hello, My Name Is Garcia, Penelope Garcia
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I recently was introduced to the wonderfulness that is Criminal Minds. It has since taken over my life and I have been binge watching it for approximately three weeks. Somehow, I am in Season 4. Whoops.

That is how I met the fan-freakin-tastic Penelope Garcia and here are the 5 surefire ways that you might be the next technical analysis for the B.A.U. in good ol' Quantico, Virginia.

1. You Love All Things Happy And Cute.

With a job that you are consistently seeing death, pedo bears and bloody crime scenes, you need time to be around the pure things in i.e. baby kittens.

2. You're Always Down To Chill With Your BFF.

Garcia and Morgan have the best relationship. It's not only a "flirtationship," but a true friendship. They always have each other's backs.

3. Pizza Is A Need, Not A Want.

Pizza is always a need. It's delish and needed basically 24/7.

4. You're Always Ready To Defend The Squad.

You're sweet and kind; however when crap hits the fan your inner mama bear instincts come out. You are always ready to throw down when one of your own are in trouble.

5. Your Sarcasm Is ALWAYS On Point.

You have the ability to slay the room with your hilarious quips and witty zingers. Your sarcasm is a weapon, use it wisely.

If This Sounds Like You Congrats!

You just might be the next Penelope Garcia.

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