Let’s all just get it out there: The French are the hotter part of the human race. It’s almost formulaic, and yet the essence of the culture: tousled-haired, effortlessly-slim, with a total disregard for the pronunciation of the letter “r”, suggests otherwise. The French-woman arrives late to breakfast, unfazed by her own tardiness, unwittingly chic in a black trouser and flowy, white button-down, conversing in delicious slurs. She is impenetrably cool to the world at large.

But now thanks to the hilarious stylings of models, Camille Rowe and Caroline de Maigret, the Je Nais Sais Quoi has been cracked, granting us full access to the age-old secret that is the french woman. Here's a quick highlight reel from the impossibly, funny series:

1. For a bed-head that screams wild night: A simple braid will do, ma chéri.

2. Miss a fashion show, but still have a strong opinion on it.

3. Cross the street without any regard to oncoming traffic.

4. Be totally alarmed at the no-smoking policy…every time.

5. Find your perfect lighting.

6. Order confidently: Merlot does not require "a time and a place".

7. Much like your black trench, passion is a staple.

8. Subtlety is key.

9. Small talk is excessive: keep it to a minimum.

10. Make a point to go homemade…gourmet is your middle name.