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Packing For Christmas Break, As Told By Dunder Mifflin's Kevin Malone

Kevin dropping the chili is a metaphor for my packing skills

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Packing For Christmas Break, As Told By Dunder Mifflin's Kevin Malone
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Mid-December is every college student's nightmare.

With classes wrapping up, finals in full swing, and having to separate from your college friends for a month, it's not always the most wonderful time of the year.

One of the worst parts of the end of the semester is packing for winter break. You end up waiting until the last minute, packing every item of clothing you own, and trying to take home whatever you don't need at school anymore. You're weighed down by Vera Bradley duffel bags and overstuffed suitcases and your dad rolls his eyes as he sees you struggle to the car.

What better way to describe this unavoidable disaster than with everyone's favorite accountant, Kevin Malone.

When all of the sudden you're going home in 2 days and nothing has been packed

When you realize you have a ton of food left in the fridge so you take it upon yourself to eat it all so you don't have to throw it out

When you start to make a list of everything that needs to be packed and you panic about how you're going to fit all 35 of your sweaters in one bag

When your roommate is already all packed and ready and you're sitting on the floor surrounded by your clothes about to have a mental breakdown

When you can't find your suitcase

When you finally find your suitcase and it's much smaller than you remember

When you try and pack strategically to maximize your space but it's just not working so you end up throwing everything in and hoping it'll work itself out

When you've given up because you're already in ~vacation mode~

When you try and carry all of your bags to the car in one trip

When you finally make it home and can relax until you have to pack to go back to school in a few weeks


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