Every year I count down from October 15 to November 1. Why you ask? Because I start Christmas on November 1. I am the girl that everyone dreads because she prematurely starts singing White Christmas and wearing Christmas sweaters. But here are some things you don’t understand.
I didn’t choose the Christmas life, the Christmas life chose me.
Trust me, people, it is not a choice, you are born this way.
I can’t help that Christmas lights are the most distracting thing to exist.
This absolutely means I cannot drive through the holiday parks. That responsibility falls on someone else.
Everyone knows every word to the best songs. Thank you, third grade Christmas shows everywhere.
Who doesn’t love a good friend-ition of Frosty the Snowman?
Starbucks holiday cups
Yes, I went there. Literally, the sight of red or green and seasonal items is better than food…sometimes.
Tacky Christmas sweaters
Welcome to my closet, any time of year. Yes, I will be wearing them to class and any other event that may come up.
Headband Reindeer horns
Glamourize and accessorize everyone.
Baked goods
Best part of baking, the smells. Best part of the holidays, the smells. I think you see where I am going here.
Hallmark movie channel
I schedule my day around the twenty-four hours of joyful Christmas movies so that I don’t miss the newest additions to the sappy holiday movie collect.
Sometimes you just have to express your elf.