Dear Driver Who Brought Me To A Fit Of Fiery Road Rage,

I have a few issues at hand the have been consuming my brain since one of these following incident occurred:

a) You did not use a blinker.

b) You cut me off.

c) You drove ten miles per hour under the speed limit.

d) You did both b and c consecutively.

e) You created traffic to look at an incident on the side of the road

f) You failed to turn your brights off within the legal distance of my vehicle.

g) You drove slowly in the left lane without moving over.

h) Other.

First off,

I'd like to ask-- do you have proof you attended a driver's education class? Failure to comply with any of the issues on hand appear to me that you either simply do not have a driver's license in your possession, you're under the influence, or you are simply a bone-headed idiot. It is safe to assume that most drivers who commit these unspoken of crimes are just dense nimrods.

Secondly, did you see me flip you off? Yes, that was because you pulled one of these brainless and dazed maneuvers of which infuriated me to the point where I wished to crash my vehicle directly and swiftly into yours.The depths of my anger after one of your offenses triumphs in comparison to the deepest levels of the ocean. My anger would actually surpass the deepest level and melt through the core, which would represent a perfect symbolization of the heat of my fury. Imagine the heat of the sun burning through my skull. Imagine that heat burning through every inch of my body, fingertips to toes to skull. Multiply that by infinity.

So, my dearest friend, please, on the behalf of all coherent drivers traveling day to day by automobile, get your eyes checked and take a driver's ed class before you accidentally stir up the wrath of someone who may actually get out of their car and try to challenge you to combat. Or, stop driving. Forever.

Sincerely,

The Other Driver You Pissed Off This Morning