Dear, UNC Charlotte.
Hey, kiddo? How’s it going? Weather has been a bit nicer lately, right? I agree. Now that we’ve gotten the formalities out of the way, let’s get down to why I’m really here. First, just let me say that I’m only bringing this up because I love you. You’re a wonderful campus, I feel like I belong here and I couldn’t see myself being anywhere else other than here. That being said, I’m a bit concerned.
You’ve looked a bit different lately. Not sure what I mean? It’s okay, it's common for people to be in denial when they have a problem. I’m of course referring to the numerous construction projects that have been going on as of late. Now I understand that you like to build, that you like to improve and build. But have you ever considered that maybe you’re getting a little out of hand?
I respect and admire your drive to innovate, but what about the rest of us? What about me, UNC Charlotte? The other day while I was walking to my class and noticed that two of the shortcuts I commonly take was blocked off because of construction projects. It just so happened that I was in a bit of a hurry due to staying up late and then sleeping in the next morning despite having a class. On those mornings, and there are many of them, I was always counting on being able to take a shortcut through the Belk Plaza or taking the path under the bridge in South Village. However, not one, but both areas have now been closed off due to construction.
These are only two of your construction projects. Let’s not forget the two at the Union, the parking deck expansion, and the recreational center, and the one going by the SAC fitness center, really what even is going there? My point is, UNC Charlotte, that I think you may have a problem. Six construction projects going at one time is a bit excessive.
I think it’s time to hang up the construction contracts, and the let the camous go without the sound of building tools for a while. Because we love you the way you are, UNCC. In the words of Bruno Mars, you’re amazing just the way you are.
Now give it a rest with the construction already.
Sincerely,
A Niner who wants her shortcuts back.
