Dear Drunk Girl I Met In The Bathroom This Weekend,
How are you? I hope everything is going well. That night we met sure was a crazy one. It’s really funny how the universe works and this is how we met. In the bathroom, in a hot and crowded building. I really think we could be best friends. Maybe it was just the alcohol but we had a real connection. You complimented my hair, I complimented your make-up and it just went on from there. Meeting people like you in the bathroom is one of the best things that happen to me every weekend. It really is where friendships are made.
Our heart-to-heart while you peed and I held your purse really helped me figure out some of the problems I have been having. How is your boyfriend by the way? I really hope you dumped that lying scumbag. You can do so much better, girl! He’s not worth your time. Thanks for your sage advice by the way. You’re really going to be a great child psychologist someday. Or was it a nurse? I honestly can’t remember. Thanks for being so supportive of my dreams! I could have told you that I wanted to go and climb Mt. Everest without a jacket and you would have told me to go for it. No one promotes reckless behavior like a complete stranger. Not even my mom would support on that. You rock.
Thanks for holding my phone and adding yourself on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and Snapchat. I’m so glad I followed you back so I can see all of your posts with people I don’t know. Thanks for liking all of my pictures too. You’re a loyal liker, girl. I really appreciate it. I followed you back and every time you pop up I’m a little confused and ask myself “wait, who is this again?” But how could I forget! It’s my BBFF (Bathroom Best Friend Forever). So I’ll sauce you a like. You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours, right? We’re all just trying to keep up with that like-to-time ratio.
However, despite us being loyal Instagram followers, we do not speak in person unless we are drunk. It’s kind of awkward, but that’s one of the rules of being BBFFs sometimes. But when we pass each other in the hallway it's totally cool to look at each other and smile because despite us following each other on every social media we for some reason aren’t sure if the other one knows who we are. But that could always change because I really think we would be best friends in another universe. But thanks for being awesome, girlfriend. There is no one else I would rather have watch me pee than you, a total stranger. Because strangers don’t judge and that is what makes you awesome. So, hopefully, I’ll see you out again this weekend so we can catch up and you can make sure my phone doesn’t fall in the toilet.
Love,
Your BBFF
