Dear Bananas,
At the time of writing, I am being forced to eat three of you. Do not fret, I am not eating three larger, genetically-modified bananas. I am eating three of your non-GMO, smaller variety. However, I am still just as annoyed. I hate eating squishy fruits, especially when they are mushy and look all aged and have weird bitter coverings. I pretty much hate only you as a fruit. Everything else is great. You just are so nasty. That stringy covering, sometimes slimy insides, and annoying skin all adds up to sheer disgust. AND YOU ARE NEVER PERFECTLY RIPE! You are either too raw and cause a funny taste or be too ripe and become slimy and gross. Never that perfect in-between. And you can not even be placed with any other fruits because you make them too ripe! You and your ethylene gas causing a positive-feedback loop in the ripening of fruits... (sorry for AP Bio commentary). Welp. Time to go eat a fantastic banana! Yay! So happy! Dying inside...
Cheers,
A Sincere and Utter Banana Hater