Syllabus Week at the University of Arizona. It's the first week of school, homework is optional, and test work is minimal. This gives University of Arizona students plenty of time to reconnect with friends, make new ones, and go out however they please.
The University of Arizona is the most magical kingdom, it's true
Week one of the year, there's so much to do.
It is the week of the Syllabi, the most important of all
The week in which every girl dresses for a daily ball.
So teachers hold back on giving out work
In order for students to go nae nae and twerk.
Fraternity men dress in their most handsome attire
And the ladies try on outfits so they look absolute fire.
The Uber carriages are at their highest prices of the year
(Seriously, my bank account is shedding a tear.)
Short skirts and high heels fill the dance floor
This week is anything but a bore.
The ladies do their best not to trip and fall
Stumbling in stilettos makes all the boys lawl.
"Trap Queen" and "Watch Me Whip" can be heard all around
Oh my, it's such a wonderful sound.
Instagram is a syllabus week dedicated feed
Boy, doesn't it suck to be a geed?
And after each night of dancing and having too much fun
Class starts early and we awake with the sun.
But do not fret, each night breaks anew
You do not go out once, but surely a few.
And when it's all over we'll look back on the week
Convincing ourselves that it wasn't just yet our peak.
The next semester will bring the same kind of love
So thank you Syllabus Gods from the heaven above.
