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Confessions Of A Candyholic

I don't care what shape or size, just give me chocolate.

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We all have that one friend that loves candy. Well, I am that friend. As a kid, I never loved candy much; I preferred something salty over sweets any day. As I have gotten older, I have learned to appreciate candy a lot more. I still love salty stuff just as much, but I believe salty and sweet tie for my preference.

However, I do not like all kinds of candy. I do not eat a lot of gummy candy. When I do, I prefer peach rings and Sour Patch Kids. The watermelon Sour Patch Kids are the best, and I think we can all agree on that. Am I right? I also do not chew gum whatsoever. Although, I don't consider gum a candy. Hard candy is pretty good too.

My favorite candy is chocolate.

I eat chocolate for breakfast sometimes. This morning, I ate M&Ms for breakfast, and it was glorious. I like dark chocolate, white chocolate, and milk chocolate. There are so many reasons I love candy but specifically, chocolate.

So, I wrote a little poem to express my love for chocolate.

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So sweet and creamy,

Oh, chocolate,
So lovely and tasty

Oh, chocolate,
I hold you so dear to me
Sometimes I wake up and crave you
Then I realize its midnight
So I lie awake and miss you.

Oh, chocolate,
How I love you so
Promise you'll never leave me
Or treat me badly

Oh, chocolate,
Tell me something, will you?

You'll never give me a cavity, I hope.
You'll never give me a stomach ache
Or make me choke.

Oh, chocolate,
My dear,
We must keep this a secret
For I fear,
That my dentist will tear.

Oh, chocolate,
You fill my dreams
With a warm sweet bliss.

Oh, chocolate,
So sweet and creamy,
Promise that you'll be forever near.

Oh, chocolate,
KitKat, Twix, and M&Ms,
My go-to snacks for years.

Oh, chocolate,
Ghirardelli, Lindt, and Ferrero Rocher,
Only the finest of them all.

Oh, chocolate,
Crunch bar, Milky Way, and Rolo,
Caramel filled, marshmellow filled,
But never peanut butter filled,
Never with nuts.

Oh, chocolate,
How I love you so,
But now it is time for me to go.


Hopefully now you get the point of how much I like chocolate. I know I can't be the only one that loves chocolate this much.

If I am being honest, I really just l love candy. Hard candy and chocolate are two main staples of my diet. Maybe next week I will write on my love for hard candy!

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