What does the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show have in common with the 1993 film, Schindler’s List? You watch both with a tissue box near by. Hi, I’m Adam Marshall, and if you’re a guy too, then you have the show marked on your calendar. What better way to celebrate the beautiful angels gracing your television screen or library computer than participating in a fun-filled drinking game?

So I am pleased to announce: 

The Official VS Fashion Show Drinking Game: MALE EDITION 

1. Take a sip every time you envision yourself arguing with the model about which restaurant to eat at when you two are married. 

2. Take a shot every time you see a nip slip.  

3. Take two shots if the “nip-slip” nipple is the same color as your own nipples. 

4. Chug half of your drink if you accidentally pass gas when a model from Russia is walking on the runway.  

5. Finish your drink and then chuck the bottle across the room if your girlfriend catches you googling the model’s name along with the term “nude.”   

6. Finish your drink, chuck the bottle and start humming the tune to “Something” by the Beatles if a model trips and injures herself. 

7. Finish your drink, crash the bottle, do the Macarena, drive to Seattle just to say you’ve been there, crash your car into a wall, and then call your girlfriend and tell her she’s special if a model blows a kiss at the screen.   

Thank you so much for reading the OFFICIAL drinking game for the Victoria Secret Fashion Show: MALE EDITION. (Woohoo!) I hope you enjoyed it and please drink responsibly because you know what Victoria’s actual secret is? She only texts guys who can hold their liquor.