An Odyssey Article Of The 23 Best Rejected Odyssey Articles
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An Odyssey Article Of The 23 Best Rejected Odyssey Articles

Some articles just don't make the cut—but they should.

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An Odyssey Article Of The 23 Best Rejected Odyssey Articles
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Finding the perfect article to write each week is a challenge that all Odyssey creators face. The fact of the matter is that not all of our ideas are winners but thankfully an anonymous individual compiled some of the best of the worst Odyssey article titles.

1. It happens so often, I really should put this one out there.

2. Applicable and an excuse to use "Friends" gifs.

3. I have at least five kids from my graduating class that I could interview for this one.

4. #39: It's easier than keeping up with the mess that is your life.

5. Personally, I would expand this to cats in all winter gear, but that's just me.

6. A PSA for the generation that needs it most.

7. She is such a stick in the mud.

8. Useful!

9. If you need to check an Odyssey article to find out, it probably is you.

10. I can't take this one because there definitely aren't 7 whole instances that I have acted like a normal person.

11. How many open letters are there on Odyssey? The world may never know.

12. I think about the Boyz more than is probably normal.

13. Or "18 Times Your Dad Was Kinda Like Lil' Wayne"?

14. The level of passive aggressive betrayal in the headline alone makes me think this would be a very popular article.

15. As someone who has rushed but also has the decision-making skills of Mary Katherine Gallagher, I will take this one.

16. Any volunteers?

17. l may not always follow my own advice, but I mean well.

18. 87 of the least gruesome out of a total list of 934.

19. There is not a stronger bond.

20. I can't relate because I am a perfect child but this is definitely real for someone.

21. ... and why I'm not sorry.

22. ... and other things that probably aren't okay but have obscure justifications.

23. #7: You know that Mario Luigi Giuseppe Francesco Stefano Paolo's pizza is the best in the world.

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