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30 Different Ways To Let Your Heart Be Consumed By Coffee During Finals Week

During finals week, coffee might just control your life.

Miranda Helton
Dec 04, 2017
Jacksonville State University
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30 Different Ways To Let Your Heart Be Consumed By Coffee During Finals Week
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"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake." -Lewis Black

Well, folks, finals week is upon us and you know what that means! No sleep! And no sleep means that coffee will be the only thing keeping me alive through all the exams and studying.

I love coffee! I love the taste and the smell and the energy burst that comes with it. My favorite way to drink it is black, but I've heard before that if you can drink coffee black, you can drink it anyway, and I certainly do! During normal weeks it's the only thing that keeps me running through work and school, but during finals week I feel like I need a caffeine IV.

In honor of all the cups of coffee that will be consumed during this finals week, here are all the ways to drink this magic life-giving elixir.

1. Black

2. As you cry over your calculator

3. With milk and sugar

4. As you make your fourth trip to the library today

5. Iced

6. Right after your ill-advised stress nap

7. With hot chocolate mix

8. With your study buddy

9. With a splash of Bailey's

10. Before taking your 7 am final

11. By the pot

12. After taking your 7 am final

13. With extra foam

14. Instead of sleep

15. With a shot of espresso

16. After taking 3 finals in a row

17. With 3 shots of espresso

18. After forgetting your pencil, again...

19. Just a giant mug of espresso

20. After finding out your professor canceled the final

21. Alternating with tea

22. After oversleeping

23. Instant

24. After undersleeping

25. Starbucks

26. When your hardest final kicks your butt

27. McDonald's frappe

28. After writing your fifth essay

29. By the bucket

30. After your finals are finally over!

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