Because Jack Sparrow is the sexiest (fictional) human on the planet.

1. You've seen most or all of his films, and quote his lines in every one of them.

2. You have posters from "Pirates of the Carribean," "Edward Scissorhands," etc. plastered on your bedroom walls. It's your own personal Johnny Depp shrine.

3. Your inner 13-year-old squeals with delight whenever he's mentioned in the media. Whether he's helping deaf children in Peru or revamping Amber Heard's vintage mustang on "Overhaulin'," there's no doubt in your mind that he's the coolest human being on earth.

4. You think he's ridiculously attractive, despite the fact that he's 52 years old. Who cares if he's as old as your parents? He's gorgeous!

5. You secretly hoped it was Johnny in the Jack Sparrow costume when you went to see the "Pirates of the Carribean" show at Disney World, and you were bummed when it wasn't.

6. Your family & friends are well aware of your obsession, and they always make it a point to get you Jack Sparrow themed birthday cards.

7. You'd like nothing better then to meet Johnny in the flesh, and are incredibly jealous of people who have.

8. You own magazines/scrapbooks with a plethora of JD photos.

9. You wrote Johnny at least one fan letter in the hopes of getting a response with an autographed picture.

10. You only watch a movie because Johnny's in it, whether it's entertaining to watch or not.

11. You love the fact that he performed with Alice Cooper at the 2016 Grammys... he's such a badass.

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12. You love how cool and nonchalant he acts in interviews; he's someone you'd want to have a beer with.