Men's Health Journal tells us,
to nobody's surprise,
that the phenomenon"Blue Balls"
is an issue for some guys.
Now I'm not pointing fingers
or telling you you're wrong
but Blue Balls isn't my problem,
don't try to lead me on.
I'm not sorry for your issue,
I'm not going to "do my part,"
you can handle it yourself, I think
and yes, take this to heart.
Just because we're kissing
or, as you say, making out
doesn't mean I want a part of that.
Really. Don't start to pout.
I'm under no obligation
to do anything with you,
in fact, I don't much care at all
that parts of you are blue.
I don't have to "finish what I started"
and while I don't want you to hurt,
talking like that will get you nowhere,
calling me a tease, slut, flirt.
You don't have my sympathy;
I'm not worried about your pain.
We had a good time, didn't we?
Don't wreck it, don't complain.
The second you open your mouth to say
I've done you wrong somehow,
remember I owe you nothing
it's not me being high-brow.
I'm not sorry for your blue balls
I will just continue to say
It's your loss, really, but I digress,
I'm not going to stay and play.
I won't stick around to know what you had planned,
peace out, so long, bye bye! Enjoy your hand.
