I'm Not Sorry For Your Blue Balls
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I'm Not Sorry For Your Blue Balls

A simple poem for a simpler idea.

I'm Not Sorry For Your Blue Balls

Men's Health Journal tells us,

to nobody's surprise,

that the phenomenon"Blue Balls"

is an issue for some guys.

Now I'm not pointing fingers

or telling you you're wrong

but Blue Balls isn't my problem,

don't try to lead me on.

I'm not sorry for your issue,

I'm not going to "do my part,"

you can handle it yourself, I think

and yes, take this to heart.

Just because we're kissing

or, as you say, making out

doesn't mean I want a part of that.

Really. Don't start to pout.

I'm under no obligation

to do anything with you,

in fact, I don't much care at all

that parts of you are blue.

I don't have to "finish what I started"

and while I don't want you to hurt,

talking like that will get you nowhere,

calling me a tease, slut, flirt.

You don't have my sympathy;

I'm not worried about your pain.

We had a good time, didn't we?

Don't wreck it, don't complain.

The second you open your mouth to say

I've done you wrong somehow,

remember I owe you nothing

it's not me being high-brow.

I'm not sorry for your blue balls

I will just continue to say

It's your loss, really, but I digress,

I'm not going to stay and play.

I won't stick around to know what you had planned,

peace out, so long, bye bye! Enjoy your hand.

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