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25 Things I’d Rather Do Than Get Back Together With You

We are never getting back together. Like ever.

Katrina Burton
Nov 19, 2018
Albany, NY
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I don't ever want you back. Here's 25 things that I'd want more than that.

1. Hit my ankle with a scooter.

2. Puke during a presentation.

3. Fall every time someone sneezes.

4. Take cold showers for the rest of my life.

5. Dance on top of a table in the mall food court. 

6. Stub my toe. 

7. Skip everywhere. 

8. Give up my favorite food. 

9. Sit in a room in complete silence, with the person I dislike the most. 

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10. Forget to wear pants. 

11. Glue my toes together. 

12. Fart uncontrollably everytime I’m near my crush. 

Get attacked by a gorilla. 

14. Never shop at target again. 

15. Hammer my own hand. 

16. Never watch Elf again. 

17. Eat Brussels sprouts for every meal. 

18. Get a tattoo in my eye. 

19.Watch the Wizard of Oz every other day. Forever. 

20. Never listen to Michael Jackson again. 

21. Drop my phone in the toilet, right after I get a new one. 

22. Burst into tears whenever someone tells me hello.

23. Dance before every meal.

24. Lose at UNO every. Single. Time.

25. Find out I’m allergic to soap.

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