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25 Things I’d Rather Do Than Get Back Together With You

We are never getting back together. Like ever.

Katrina Burton

Nov 19, 2018

Albany, NY

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I don't ever want you back. Here's 25 things that I'd want more than that.

1. Hit my ankle with a scooter.

2. Puke during a presentation.

3. Fall every time someone sneezes.

4. Take cold showers for the rest of my life.

5. Dance on top of a table in the mall food court.

6. Stub my toe.

7. Skip everywhere.

8. Give up my favorite food.

9. Sit in a room in complete silence, with the person I dislike the most.

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10. Forget to wear pants.

11. Glue my toes together.

12. Fart uncontrollably everytime I’m near my crush.

Get attacked by a gorilla.

14. Never shop at target again.

15. Hammer my own hand.

16. Never watch Elf again.

17. Eat Brussels sprouts for every meal.

18. Get a tattoo in my eye.

19.Watch the Wizard of Oz every other day. Forever.

20. Never listen to Michael Jackson again.

21. Drop my phone in the toilet, right after I get a new one.

22. Burst into tears whenever someone tells me hello.

23. Dance before every meal.

24. Lose at UNO every. Single. Time.

25. Find out I’m allergic to soap.

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25 Things I’d Rather Do Than Get Back Together With You

We are never getting back together. Like ever.

1. Hit my ankle with a scooter.

2. Puke during a presentation.

3. Fall every time someone sneezes.

4. Take cold showers for the rest of my life.

5. Dance on top of a table in the mall food court.

6. Stub my toe.

7. Skip everywhere.

8. Give up my favorite food.

9. Sit in a room in complete silence, with the person I dislike the most.

10. Forget to wear pants.

11. Glue my toes together.

12. Fart uncontrollably everytime I’m near my crush.

Get attacked by a gorilla.

14. Never shop at target again.

15. Hammer my own hand.

16. Never watch Elf again.

17. Eat Brussels sprouts for every meal.

18. Get a tattoo in my eye.

19.Watch the Wizard of Oz every other day. Forever.

20. Never listen to Michael Jackson again.

21. Drop my phone in the toilet, right after I get a new one.

22. Burst into tears whenever someone tells me hello.

23. Dance before every meal.

24. Lose at UNO every. Single. Time.

25. Find out I’m allergic to soap.

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