If I could, I would major in the fine art of procrastination. Unfortunately, Iowa does not have that major, yet. Someday, hopefully, my children can major in procrastination and make me proud. Being a junior in college, I have learned many ways to avoid doing my homework until the very last second. Here are some of my fave ways to procrastinate.

1. Formal dress shopping. Especially when it is five months away. It is one 100 percent necessary to start looking for the perfect dress for your formal that is five months away. There are so many options, so you need to take a few months to decide. Any other form of online shopping will do the trick too.   

2. Pinterest wedding board. Single and nowhere near being engaged, but I could spend days planning my future wedding --  the dress, the decorations, the location, everything. When I get married it will be perfect because I have been planning for 10 years.     

3. Snapchat stories. I hate watching people’s Snap stories. I really could care less about the party you are at that I am not, or your 5,000 selfies. When I really don’t want to do anything, I watch the 3,000 Snap stories, anyways, and educate myself on what everyone did last night.

4. Stalk yourself on Facebook. Who doesn’t love going back to the times when they had braces and really bad fashion choices? I personally love all of the terrible statuses I used to make begging people to TeXt oR CaLL meeee ;-*     

5. Watch Taylor Swift music videos on repeat. Let’s be real, who isn’t obsessed with T Swizzle’s newest video, Blank Spaces? It is possible to watch it for 30 minutes without it ever getting old. Not like I’ve ever done that, or anything.     

6. Watch an entire series on Netflix. Netflix makes it too easy to watch the next episode. I always say I will start my homework after one more episode, which usually turns into 15 episodes later. If you are going to do this, I suggest New Girl or Orange Is The New Black.     

7.  Check everyone’s best friends on Snapchat. The most important thing in the world is who everyone else you know is snapchatting. I only do this when I am getting really desperate and have gone through everything else on my list to avoid being productive.  

8. Eat everything in sight. Did you just eat dinner? Who cares? You probably need a snack or two and you should probably order a pizza for later, or at least search the web for food options. Rumor has it Taco Bell delivers, now, so that is probably your best option.    

9. Scroll on any website. I would suggest Twitter with all of the funny pictures and Vines, but really any website will do.     

These are my tried and true best ways to not be productive. They have helped me get nothing done for a few years, now and will, hopefully, guide you in doing the same. Good luck procrastinating, my friends!